The Simpsons© Sound Bytes
Here is my collection of sound bytes which I have collected over the year's from Fox's wonderful animated sitcom, The Simpsons®. These are offered here with my sincere thanks to the Fox Broadcasting Company.
These sound bytes were all recorded in wave file format. The vast majority are less than 100K in size. Those few that are larger than 200K are indicated by the file size in parentheses following the description.
Enjoy!
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Announcer - Annoying radio ads |
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Apu - I'm armed to the teeth! |
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Apu - Badge of honor |
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Apu - Careful with the carcass! |
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Apu - Has the whole world gone crazy? |
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Apu - Skilled in the deadly arts |
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Apu - Defends his faith |
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Apu - Elton John! |
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Apu - Gives thanks for dinner |
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Apu - Here's your lottery ticket |
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Apu - To late to be a hero |
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Apu - Singing "Hot Blooded" |
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Apu - I've been zinged! |
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Apu - A lamb to the slaughter |
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Apu - This is not a lending library! |
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Apu - Why don't you make me?! |
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Apu - Manjula understands |
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Apu - Sorry, no english |
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Apu - Please come again |
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Apu - I know the procedure for a robbery! (202K) |
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Apu - I can't believe you don't shut up |
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Apu - Why don't you try and stop me |
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Apu - Stoned teenagers buying shiny things |
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Apu - Time for another bank run |
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Apu - Try to take it in the shoulder |
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Apu - Silly customer - you cannot hurt a Twinky! |
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Apu - Horrible web of lies |
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Apu - You will be shot at |
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Barney - Burp |
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Barney - These fumes aren't as fun as beer |
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Barney - My heart stopped... oh, there it goes |
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Barney - I used to be a fat, disgusting slob |
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Barney - She broke my heart, Moe |
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Bart & Lisa - Are we insane yet? |
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Bart - Aye, carumba! |
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Bart - Will the owner of the big butt please move |
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Bart - Cheating on Homer (315K) |
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Bart - Oh, you're one of those chicks |
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Bart - Cool Man |
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Bart - Cool, I broke his brain |
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Bart - Eat my shorts |
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Bart - He He He! D'oh! |
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Bart - I didn't do it |
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Bart - I was faking it |
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Bart - I'm flunking math; attracted to Milhouse |
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Bart - I'm prepared to make that sacrifice |
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Bart - I can make her; just give me five minutes |
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Bart - A mockery of everything I stand for |
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Bart - Shut yer yap |
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Bart - Discovers he can speak French (424K) |
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Bart - Where's he working? |
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BeeGuy - No es bueno |
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Burns - Do I have to grow a devil beard? (231K) |
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Burns - Release the hounds |
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Carl - Let's get him drunk |
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Col. Hapablap's tirade on Sideshow Bob (436K) |
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Dolphin - Snorky - talk - man |
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Dr. Nick - Okay, that was a little strange |
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Dr. Nick - Did you feel your brain getting damaged? |
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Dr. Nick - Bye, bye everybody! |
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Dr. Nick - Hi everybody! (1) |
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Dr. Nick - Hi everybody! (2) |
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Duff clock strikes three |
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Edna - I need a man! |
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Grandpa - I've coughed up scarier stuff than that |
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Grandpa - I'm old - gimmee! |
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Grandpa - In the port-a-jon |
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Grandpa - I'm gonna punch your liver! |
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Grandpa - That racoon stole my lambchop! |
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Grandpa - That's my ambulance! |
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Grandpa - The dog's dead (1) |
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Grandpa - The dog's dead (2) |
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Grandpa - The dog's dead (3) (236K) |
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Grandpa - The lamp's running away |
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Grandpa - The snow's melted! |
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Grandpa - We're free! |
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Grandpa - There are wolves after me |
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Homer & Marge - Those were the days (531K) |
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Homer & Mindy - Mmmm, foot long chili dog |
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Homer & Mindy - Okay; okay |
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Homer - What about the wiener? |
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Homer - 32 d'ohs |
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Homer - Ah! I mean, hallo! |
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Homer - Ahh! Boogey man! |
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Homer - Bart, kill that cat |
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Homer - Look at that blubber fly |
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Homer - Boy meets beast |
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Homer - Chased by oinkers |
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Homer - I think I have a collapsed lung |
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Homer - Come on, you little horse! |
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Homer - Could you repeat that? |
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Homer - Craaaaaap! |
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Homer - D'oh! (1) |
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Homer - D'oh! (2) |
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Homer - D'oh! Wrong one! |
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Homer - I'll never do another stupid thing |
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Homer - Everyone is stupid except me |
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Homer - Everything looks bad if you remember it |
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Homer - Exasperated d'oh |
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Homer - Falling scream |
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Homer - Flanders family is dead (326K) |
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Homer - Flanders, help me! |
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Homer - Sings the Flintstones theme song (305K) |
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Homer - Thinks up fortune cookies |
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Homer - Gets his arms sawed off |
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Homer - Like going to sleep in a giant blender |
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Homer - Giggles |
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Homer - I'm going to stalk Lenny & Carl (235K) |
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Homer - Fire a gorilla out of a cannon |
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Homer - Ha ha, you love me! |
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Homer - His name's like my name! |
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Homer - Homer to Jebus! |
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Homer - Horoscope accidents (216K) |
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Homer - Horoscope boloney |
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Homer - Oooh, my horoscope |
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Homer - Long horse laugh |
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Homer - How's my little piglet? |
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Homer - I gave Herb all my money |
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Homer - I hope it's Flanders |
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Homer - I like being thanked |
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Homer - I wanted the black one! |
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Homer - I'll practice you! |
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Homer - I'm alone! |
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Homer - I'm no missionary |
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Homer - Inner peace |
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Homer - Is this cartoon live? |
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Homer - It's a flower |
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Homer - It's easier to blame Apu |
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Homer - It's green, moron! |
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Homer - Just smash it! |
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Homer - Kinichiwa |
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Homer - Lazy Saturdays (201K) |
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Homer - Light this monkey |
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Homer - Look sad and say d'oh |
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Homer - Look, the Taco Bell dog! |
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Homer - Loudest profanity |
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Homer - Lousy dog! |
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Homer - Lousy pants! |
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Homer - From the I Love Lucy show (1) |
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Homer - From the I Love Lucy show (2) |
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Homer - From the I Love Lucy show (3) |
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Homer - Marge, mail's here |
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Homer - Marge, you the man! |
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Homer - Me too |
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Homer - Earl's a machine? Perfect! |
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Homer - Meow, meow, meow, meow |
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Homer - Mmmm, beer |
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Homer - Mmmm, candy |
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Homer - Mmmm, chicken |
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Homer - Mmmm, chocolate (1) |
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Homer - Mmmm, chocolate (2) |
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Homer - Mmmm, crumbled up cookie things |
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Homer - Mmmm, danish |
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Homer - Mmmm, donuts (1) |
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Homer - Mmmm, donuts (2) |
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Homer - Mmmm, donuts (3) |
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Homer - Mmmm, donuts (4) |
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Homer - Mmmm, fattening |
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Homer - Mmmm, forbidden donut |
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Homer - Mmmm, grapefruit |
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Homer - Mmmm, gummy beer |
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Homer - Mmmm, hippo |
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Homer - Mmmm, incapacitating |
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Homer - Mmmm, invisible cola |
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Homer - Mmmm, Marge |
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Homer - Mmmm, pistol whip |
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Homer - Mmmm, potato chips |
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Homer - Mmmm, snouts |
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Homer - Mmmm, something |
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Homer - Mmmm, split pea |
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Homer - Mmmm, sugar walls |
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Homer - Mmmm, turbulent |
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Homer - Mmmm, waffle run-off |
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Homer - Mouth-watering monkies |
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Homer - Buttock impression of Mr. Burns |
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Homer - Must find man |
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Homer - Ned, you so crazy |
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Homer - Nighty night |
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Homer - No time for the baby |
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Homer - Only 20% loss of brain function |
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Homer - Oopsy |
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Homer - Oh, that's just perfect! |
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Homer - Pet the cat? What's the point? |
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Homer - Pffft, English |
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Homer - Rappin' Mr. Plow |
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Homer - Save me Jebus! |
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Homer - Saxamaphone |
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Homer - Scream, crash |
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Homer - She's a hieffer! |
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Homer - Shoots a basketball |
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Homer - Shoots a buffalo |
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Homer - There, there, shut up, boy |
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Homer - Sings about Mindy |
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Homer - Skiing, Ned's revealing ski suit |
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Homer - Skiing, stupid sexy Flanders |
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Homer - Skiing, worst pain ever |
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Homer - Snack-related mishap |
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Homer - Soft d'oh |
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Homer - Stupid gravity! |
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Homer - Take this job and... |
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Homer - Takes Marge's pepper spray |
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Homer - Talks about... I forget (234K) |
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Homer - Talks to God |
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Homer - There's something you don't see every day |
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Homer - This is my floor |
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Homer - Timid d'oh (1) |
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Homer - Timid d'oh (2) |
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Homer - Timid "okay" |
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Homer - Trying to eat a potato chip |
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Homer - Use your delicious brains |
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Homer - We have orders not to fire |
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Homer - We'll catch him! |
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Homer - What's going on? (211K) |
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Homer - What's the meaning of life? |
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Homer - When you're 18, you're out the door |
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Homer - Whistle |
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Homer - Will you two shut up! |
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Homer - Woohoo! (1) |
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Homer - Woohoo! (2) |
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Homer - Woohoo! (3) |
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Homer - Words of advice from his father |
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Homer - You can't insult this guy |
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Homer - You're all nuts |
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Homer - You're cut! (Homer reads the credits) (456K) |
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Homer - You're lucky you've got looks, Marge |
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Homer - You're making me mad! |
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Homer - Your home smells like feces |
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Kent Brockman - Hurricane Barbara |
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Krusty - I thought they closed that place |
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Krusty - Why do they call it a urine monkey? |
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Krusty - The Stingy & Battery Show |
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Lenny - Please don't tell anyone how I live |
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Lisa - D'oh! |
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Lisa - Dad, hide your shame |
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Lisa - Dad, where are your clothes? |
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Lisa - Anything here that doesn't have meat in it? |
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Lisa - Paul Bunyan never fought Rodan |
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Lisa - Noooo! |
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Lisa - Rambles |
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Lisa - Son of a dolphin! |
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Little Boy - I sleep in a drawer |
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Little girl - I'd like to get down now |
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Lunch Lady Doris - There's very little meat |
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Manjula - A chocolate husband! (235K) |
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Manjula - You told me! |
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Marge - Find her a man! |
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Marge - Joins the police force (265K) |
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Marge - Quits the police force |
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Marge - What happened to Muntu? |
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Marge - Who's Muntu? |
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Martin - Pick me! I'm ever so smart! |
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McBain - Up and atom! |
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Moe - Hey everybody, I'm a stupid moron |
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Moe - I'm so desperately lonely |
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Moe - If you're gettin' loaded off those fumes |
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Moe - The gal I'm stalking |
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Moe - Undergoes a lie detector test (288K) |
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Ned - And if you really tick me off (222K) |
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Ned - At least I got a chunk of Moe's hair |
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Ned - Did the rubble burn down? |
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Ned - Hidely ho! |
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Ned - Hot diggity |
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Ned - Hey, Homey, I can see your doodle |
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Ned - I'm Dick Tracy |
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Ned - Indeedily doodily |
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Ned - Kicking and screaming, please |
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Ned - Lousy beatnicks |
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Ned - No siree, Bob |
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Ned - Okily dokily |
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Ned - The auto dialer (1) (337K) |
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Ned - The auto dialer (2) |
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Ned - Tirade (01 toilet) |
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Ned - Tirade (02 poster) |
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Ned - Tirade (03 gritty floor) |
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Ned - Tirade (04 Barney) |
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Ned - Tirade (05 Ned loses it) |
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Ned - Tirade (06 Bart) |
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Ned - Tirade (07 Wiggum) |
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Ned - Tirade (08 Lenny) |
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Ned - Tirade (09 Moe) |
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Ned - Tirade (10 Homer) |
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Ned - We're done for! |
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Nelson - Ha ha! |
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Nelson - Sgt. Dork |
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Paramedic - Sure is easy when they're stiff like this |
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Ralph - I'm going to Bovine University |
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Ralph - There's a dog in the vent |
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Ralph - My face is on fire |
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Ralph - I glued my head to my shoulder |
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Ralph - I can't sleep without my scouring pad |
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Ralph - I'm going to marry Lisa Simpson |
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Ralph - Miss Hoover, the floor is shaking |
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Ralph - My cat's name is Mittens |
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Ralph - Nosebleeds |
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Ralph - I don't have a red crayon; I ate it |
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Ralph - My parents won't let me use scissors |
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Ralph - The tar fumes are making me dizzy |
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Ralph - I've got two owies |
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Ralph - I bent my wookie |
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Ralph - My worm went in my mouth |
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Rex - You deceitful cow! |
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Skinner - Boys brandishing their buttocks |
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Skinner - Edna won't let me clap her erasers |
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Skinner - Kiss me, Patty |
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Soldier - I'd rather take an order from Bill Clinton |
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The Simpsons - Theme song, end of show |
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The Simpsons - Theme song, start of show |
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Todd - Dad, the heathen's getting away |
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Wiggum - No, this is 912 |
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Wiggum - Can I arrest any of you people? |
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Wiggum - Arrests Homer |
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Wiggum - Looks like the work of roudy teens |
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Wiggum - Hey, that duck's got my badge! |
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Wiggum - We have an officer sneaking around |
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Wiggum - Oh no, have they set a date? |
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Wiggum - Rolls down the hill |
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Wiggum - Could you shake out the last few drops for me? |
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Willy - Bonjour |
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Willy - Deeper! Wider! Faster! |
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Willy - Greese me up, woman! |
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Willy - I 'ate 'im; I also 'ate the mess he left on me rug |
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Willy - I cannot water no more! |
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Willy - I couldn't have shot Burns (224K) |
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Willy - I'll cry now! |
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Willy - I'll kill that Mr. Burns! |
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Willy - The noozel, and the end of the hoos! |
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Willy - That's the last time you'll slap you're Willy |
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Willy - What in the name of saint who? |
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Willy - Willy hears ya; Willy don't care |
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Willy - Ya silk-wearin' buttercup |
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Witch - Let me out! I couldn't be in more pain! |
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Woman - He's bad, but he'll die, so I like it |
All sound bytes remain the sole property of the Fox Broadcasting Company, and may not be reproduced or redistributed without their express permission. © 1989-2005 Twentieth Century Fox Film Corporation. All rights reserved. All Trademarks are the property of the Fox Broadcasting Company.